Top Ten Reasons Why Ironmen and Ironwomen Make The Best Lovers

1. Unlike runners and marathoners, we like variety.
2. 1ASOSB.  Let’s just say there’s some stroking and breathing in there.
3. We’re up to date with all the latest hi tech gadgets.  Want to see my Garmin.
4. We know how to work the psoas.
5. The Ironman tan shows your partner where to go.
6. We like to use lots and lots of chamois butter.
7. Rubber suits and lycra.  Mmm…Rubber suits and lycra.
8. We worship which is really Lono, an ancient Hawaiian god of fertility.
9. Marathons are done in 2 1/2 hour to 5, 6 hours.  Ironmen don’t finish until after 8 hours and some go for the whole 17.  Yeah baby.
10. Aero position.

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